Laws of Golf


February 10th, 2010 by jw

LAW 1:
No matter how bad your last shot was, you
should have Inner peace knowing that a shittier
one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on
the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural
tendency to extend over the course of a
tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.)
LAW 2:
Your best round of golf will be followed almost
immediately by your worst round ever. The
probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3:
Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. (Though
this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact
that the more expensive the golf ball, thegreater
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E*TRADE Golf Baby


February 24th, 2009 by jw

I had to post this youtube video just in case anyone hasn’t seen it….hilarious!


 

List of Funny Golf Team Names


February 20th, 2009 by jw

I was online the other day looking for ideas for good golf team name for a scramble we’ll be playing in. Thought I would share what I found…

Birdies, Bogeys, Beer, and Bourbon
Sandgropers
shankendrinkers
“The Long Balls”
Golf is the Least of Our Problems
“Hoof Hearted”
The waterballs
The Hackdaddeez
Dirty Birdie
Back 9 Bandits
Club Hoppers
The Sand Traps
Gang Green
The Mulligans
The Woodsmen

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The Happy Hookers
Strokes of Luck
Slice and Dice
Tee Totalers
The Shanksville Duffs
The Demolition Dimples
Hook shot Handymen
The Burly Birdies
Pin High
Driving Miss ________ <–captain’s name
Against the Grain
Stroke of Bad Luck
Hole in Ten
Fore Play
Wannabes
Hack Attack
Has-Beens
Never-Coulds
Pin Seekers
Golf Warriors
The Drunken Wankers
Just a Hack
balls of fire
BAKSPIN
Fore-Brothers
the mini tigers
Golf Cowboys
The Birdies
GearUnderPar
Sandy Savers
“Have you see my ball?”
” Four!!!!!!!”
“Foot Wedge crew”
Strokers
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